The funny smells, the funny lookin people, the pushing, shoving, filthy floors and walls. Chicos stores and Tiecoon guys. Has two thirds of these people ever seen a gym before? And I am not even asking if they have stepped foot in one just because it's so hot outside, you want a blast of AC for a few moments. I have seen more muffin tops in here then Crumbs bakery. Good luck to them. They will be the same fattys 15 years from now trying to budget their minimum wage salary so they can afford to buy oxygen to shove up their nose as they sit in their govt funded wheelchair in front of a jersey slot machine. But not just any slot machine. The ones that let you insert your credit card and they will credit your acct with multiple instances of 5 cent charges. But that's not enough, they also need the ones that do not have the handle but the button because lifting their arm to grab the handle and pushing it down is too much. The buttons are better. They can rest their arm on the lip of the slot machine and just lift their index or middle finger to press the button, depending on which ethnic background you come from. These are the people why restaurants and trains put up signs about limiting cellphone usage. Silence is foreign to them, as is English. I can't even eavesdrop on a one way conversation just to pass the time. There is a lady on my left, just got done after 20 minutes of referring to the other person on the line as 'mami', she's sitting there with her legs up on the seat in front of her like she's getting ready to give birth. Their version of being patriotic is attending the Puerto Rican parade annually
and being a regular patron of America's favorite meal, Mickey D's. Great. We are passing by the nuclear power plants, I can feel my eyelashes falling off. It's either the power plants or the body odor I have been smelling since I first sat down. My body just revolts and protest in anger in every which way. Every time someone walks pass my seat, they inevitability leave an eye watering repulsive stench that equates to a bucket full of urine left out on one of those hot lazy summer days. Can't they pick up some deodorant with their welfare coupons? Or are they only accepted at Kentucky Fried Chicken and watermelon farms?
The GCT experience - priceless
